How can one quarter of Americans be wrong?  If a full twenty-five percent of Americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, the sun must revolve around the earth.  That's simple democracy.  Twenty-five percent of Americans outweigh seventy-five percent any day.  That's simple math.

Americans are never wrong.  Greed is good, and stealing from the poor is not a crime. "White-collar" crime is just good business.  Murder isn't murder unless the poor guy kills the rich one.  And twenty-five percent is better than seventy-five percent, because the twenty-five are on top, and they come first, and they are right:  constitutionally right.  As constitutionally right as Guantanamo--or the trial of Bradley Manning.

The truth will make you free.  We believe that.  And truth is a word for what I believe; it has nothing to do  with fact.  Americans are above fact. 

(And Barack Obama isn't black.  No self-respecting black person would ever let him be black.  Anyway, he was born on the good old North American mainland, in Hawaii, USA.)