priorities

A nation that spends three trillion dollars trying to kill one man, but has no money to pay school librarians, is an idiocracy.

How utterly stupid can the United States be? A president who is supposedly intelligent continues for more than two years to spend a billion dollars a day on his wars--just like his stupid predecessor did. But just like Bush's United States, Obama's America can't pay for health care for its citizens, or police its streets, or feed and house its poor. And now, in California, it can't afford librarians in its schools.

But the president has at least one, maybe two new wars against Muslims. Remember how he wanted to stop our wars?

Why is the United States at war against Muslims?

Well, we can no longer lynch Black people legally in the United States.

And we have already murdered most of the Native Americans: there aren't enough of them left to make a war any fun.

And we can't openly hate the Chinese because China owns most of America's debt.

We could maybe hate people from India--but they don't hate back very well.

So we hate Muslims. They aren't as easy to spot as Blacks, or Orientals, or people from India. But they can be identified--by their names, and their beards, and the way they dress.

We now have five wars going on against Muslims: in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Pakistan, in Yemen, in Syria. What about Libya? Or Palestine--a proxy war, being fought by our allies (or our masters) the Israelis? Seven wars? And more?

Of course, us white, peace-loving, Onward-Christian-Soldiers crusaders have been busy trying to murder all the Muslims, ever since the twelfth century in the era named after (blessed are the peacemakers) the World's Greatest Warrior, Jesus Christ.

But let's be serious. It will better if schools don't have librarians: better still if the schools don't have books. Children need to be protected from both information and knowledge.