1. Everybody knows that George W. Bush's book is plagiarism. One hundred percent plagiarism. No matter how bad and how badly written it is, we know he can't have written it. He can barely write his name.
2. Terrorists 300,000,003, US 0. That's something like the score.
What do terrorists do? They make people afraid, and thus disrupt lives. With the help of an idiotic government, today's terrorists have paralyzed the United States. Now the idiots at the Transportation Security Agent are adding more terror to our daily lives. In order to get into the "secure" area of an American airport, you have to submit a nude photo op or to being sexually molested by some goon. And once you are in the "secure" area, you get loud announcements every three minutes warning you that the scare monitor is at orange--has it ever been anything other than orange?--and if you see anybody suspicious looking you should notify the nearest law enforcement officer.
Our government has been given prize after prize by Terrorism International, for helping their cause. It is rumored that Terrorism International pays for the scanning devices, and trains the sexual molesters for free.
3. In case anybody hasn't noticed, we could use all the money spent on the anti-terrorism nonsense to feed the poor, house them, give them decent medical care, and give all American children decent schools.
4. Or we could just tax the rich, and pay off the national debt. Nobody needs more than a million dollars. Do you hear your good friends quivering? Say it again: Nobody needs more than a million dollars. And if you have two one million dollar houses, one of them should be taken away from you, and you should have to borrow money to live on in the other one.
5. This year for Christmas, let's feed the turkey, and eat the greedy.
Bert Hornback
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